The following is a list of prepositional phrases identifying places where I have recently found religion*:
Between Asimov's guide to Shakespeare and Bernard Shaw's Saint Joan.
Behind the Blueberry Zinfandel Sorbet in the freezer.
In a file labelled "2003 Taxes and Misc."
Under the back seat of my car.
In a Jack Chick pamphlet.
In a roadside bathroom.
In the year 486 BC.
In my sinuses.
*You may substitute any of the following nouns or noun phrases for this one: Jesus, one of McKenzie's earrings, corn nuts, change, crumbs, a page from Warminski's exam, mold, or my self-respect.
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3 comments:
It's always in the last place you look!!!!!
the idea of finding your self-respect behind the blueberry zinfindel sorbet in the freezer is really exciting to me.
p.s. god i love when i misspell zinfandel.
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