Ignore the homophobia, and you will have an hilariously good time:
http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html
http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal2.html
Friday, December 09, 2005
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Zero-sum or bust.
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It would be a real shame if you also didn't check out the 80s Action Guide, which contains perhaps the best sentences ever written in the English language: "As I have indicated elsewhere, Arnold Schwarzenegger is gay. He is not a gay, he is gay. It is like when Orthodox Jews discuss Moses. Moses was not a prophet, he was prophecy. So, any film the Governator appears in, induces many, many boners."
Okay, I'm sorry I didn't respond to this post sooner.
I think the funniest thing about these black metal guys is seeing all these dudes who are vigorously and repeatedly hailing Satan, shredding the shit out of some dropped-D-tuned spiky Flying V knockoffs, and possibly (in the case of your Norwegian black metal) actually committing violent crimes-- seeing those guys in their huge spikes and their 'scary' makeup, and knowing that Paul Stanley could kick the shit out of all of them without messing up his hair.
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