Sunday, January 15, 2006

Epistolero.

A letter one of my Junior Writing II students turned in as homework:

Dear E-n:

You are fat like a girl named Lilac. Thank you for being my friend. I will give your 6o cents back next week, I promise.

Yours,
Eric

7 comments:

Unknown said...

What was the assignment?

Jessie ᏤᏏ said...

...?

sadkingjonathan said...

The assignment: write a letter to one of your classmates.

Anonymous said...

Do you give letter grades? I would give letter grades. I would give an A. Dude deserves an A.

Anonymous said...

Well if he were in college he would write, "Growing up has taken up a good deal of my life." But I wouldn't pressure him. It takes time to be that good.
-AK

Anonymous said...

Well if he were in college he would write, "Growing up has taken up a good deal of my life." However, I wouldn't pressure him to be that good just yet. It takes time, perhaps most of your life, to get that good.
-AK

JC! said...

A letter like that deserves a 60 cent scholarship. Make this kid's dream come true.